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Foe Like Me

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Published: Nov 6, 2010

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Literature Text

Well Superman had that pest Lex Luthor
With Magneto the world goes off the rails
But those losers know nothing 'bout hardcore
I got a brand of magic never fails
Meanest son of a bitch on the planet
Crushed bluebeard city like it was a flea
You got a big sword and will of granite
See all you gotta do is attack me
And I'll say

Mister Redscabbard, sir
What will your defeat be?
Let me take you down hard
Kick your ass
You ain't never had a foe like me
No no no

Death is my tool of choice
And I can guarantee
That the worms are gonna rejoice
You ain't never had a foe like me

Yes sir, I am indeed quite badass
I'm the boss
The shah, the king
Still talking back?
You need a smack
How about a little more ass-kicking?

Try some Disintegrate
It's really funny
I'm in the mood to kill you dude
You ain't never had a foe like me

Can your foes do this?
Can your foes do that?
Are your foes at ease in bloody combat?
Do your foes have style?
Well, looky here
Can your foes go, Meteor Swarm, twice in a row
And make all the suckers disappear?

So doncha stand there frowning angrily
I'm the stuff all your nightmares are made of
Gather all your courage and attack me
Again, gonna see the devas above
I betcha I piss you off royally
So what-cha hate? I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long, I see
Well, all you gotta do is lash out so - and oh

Mister Bluepommel, sir, have a try or two or three
Not gonna win, take it on chin
You ain't never had a foe, never had a foe
You ain't never had a foe, never had a foe
You ain't never had a foe like me
You ain't never had a foe like me, hah!